I've never seen Spike TV's 1,000 Ways To Die. In fact, I've never had any desire whatsoever to even watch it. But after seeing this ridiculous clip, I might have to change that. Immediately. Alas, poor Dennis...
A cold, weathered hand pierces the rust-laden earth of a late autumn night. Reanimated decay becomes the evening's guide. Masked faces bask in the fiery glow of a jack-o-lantern's illumination. A lifeless finger points the direction toward the next porch-lit house. For this is the night of ghouls and goblins and tricks and treats. This is the night of Hallowe'en...